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Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 2:02 pm

Things to change for next season.

VT is going to open a casino near you.

Borley is selling up an moving to china.

Pmg are willing to go only if they get another 200 acres of land for free.

MM has a 100million transfer budget thats without the wage budget but needs two-three years to get the rite player.

Gwyn is the new club mascot who will wear pink/red pj's before games going around the stands.

Nuclearblue will hand out kick racism out of football t-shirts before home games.

Carl has become a board of director for being in the know.

Annis is painting his house red so he gets used to it and hes bought some chinese waving cats for luck.

Merlin will be head of security at home games wearing a bright red jacket banning anyone who looks at him the wrong way.

Swansealad will become the new press officer who will check all outgoing media info before it becomes released to the public EG - spellings ect.

Topcat will Get VT personal assistant as a go between via email with anything to do with betting/breaking news links.

Tony jeffries will become the clubs new bar manager around the ground during match days incase people have a problem with the crap being served up you can complain to him if you can find him standing.

Vince alm will no longer be smashing a drum during games to get an atmosphere as its being replaced with a 12ft WOK.

Dazzytv will become the new video officer for a live link around the ground before kick off on the big screen.

There replacing some seats with ones that have fitted backbones built in for some season ticket holders so phone the ticket line for more info.

Canton stand baz will dress up as bob marley every home game next year.

Angryman aka adam will become the clubs new local morale officer shouting through a megaphone to fans outside the ground as VT believes it will lift spirits at home games.

Daya will become the new halftime entertainment walking around pitchside while 1000s of eggs get thrown at him. they will be provided at halftime out of giant size woks.

Bakedalaska will now work for the club as chief scout as his match reports during the season gone have been classed as some of the best around with fine detail to what we need to change during games.

Lutonbluebird will be having his own private RED jet for home games to fly him in to cardiff as a good will gesture from VT for wanting red all the way.

Xcasual will be giving out 1980s mens wear before games so we can live back in the past.

Simply red will perform gigs before home games on the pitch with hits such as - Moneys to tight to mention.

Polo will no longer be posting abusive replys on this board to anyone as hes become a monk while on holiday.

:ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:
Last edited by Bluebird1977 on Sun May 20, 2012 2:05 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 2:04 pm

The future looks so bright for us :lol: :ayatollah:

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 2:05 pm

blue nile wrote:The future looks so bright for us :lol: :ayatollah:

agreed :lol:

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 2:11 pm

If these changes don't bring more fans then we might as well pack up and f**k off home :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

PISSED MYSELF..BRILLIANT,

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 2:16 pm

Probably a better future than the malaysians will come up with :lol:

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 2:17 pm

bluebird1977 wrote:Things to change for next season.

VT is going to open a casino near you.

Borley is selling up an moving to china.

Pmg are willing to go only if they get another 200 acres of land for free.

MM has a 100million transfer budget thats without the wage budget but needs two-three years to get the rite player.

Gwyn is the new club mascot who will wear pink/red pj's before games going around the stands.

Nuclearblue will hand out kick racism out of football t-shirts before home games.

Carl has become a board of director for being in the know.

Annis is painting his house red so he gets used to it and hes bought some chinese waving cats for luck.

Merlin will be head of security at home games wearing a bright red jacket banning anyone who looks at him the wrong way.

Swansealad will become the new press officer who will check all outgoing media info before it becomes released to the public EG - spellings ect.

Topcat will Get VT personal assistant as a go between via email with anything to do with betting/breaking news links.

Tony jeffries will become the clubs new bar manager around the ground during match days incase people have a problem with the crap being served up you can complain to him if you can find him standing.

Vince alm will no longer be smashing a drum during games to get an atmosphere as its being replaced with a 12ft WOK.

Dazzytv will become the new video officer for a live link around the ground before kick off on the big screen.

There replacing some seats with ones that have fitted backbones built in for some season ticket holders so phone the ticket line for more info.

Canton stand baz will dress up as bob marley every home game next year.

Angryman aka adam will become the clubs new local morale officer shouting through a megaphone to fans outside the ground as VT believes it will lift spirits at home games.

Daya will become the new halftime entertainment walking around pitchside while 1000s of eggs get thrown at him. they will be provided at halftime out of giant size woks.

Bakedalaska will now work for the club as chief scout as his match reports during the season gone have been classed as some of the best around with fine detail to what we need to change during games.

Lutonbluebird will be having his own private RED jet for home games to fly him in to cardiff as a good will gesture from VT for wanting red all the way.

Xcasual will be giving out 1980s mens wear before games so we can live back in the past.

Simply red will perform gigs before home games on the pitch with hits such as - Moneys to tight to mention.

Polo will no longer be posting abusive replys on this board to anyone as hes become a monk while on holiday.

:ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah: :ayatollah:


Someone has too much time on his hands! :lol:

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 2:20 pm

Hilarious! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 2:27 pm

Cracking,

Lucky I live near an airport , can't wait for the new season, only did a few home last season :ayatollah:

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 2:32 pm

Just put my Red Jacket on and banned Bluebird1977's ip address! :lol:

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 2:41 pm

Damned Yank wrote:Hilarious! :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: Good Work bluebird 1977 ;) :ayatollah:

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 2:44 pm

Merlin wrote:Just put my Red Jacket on and banned Bluebird1977's ip address! :lol:



:lol: :lol: :lol:
Ah and that took him ages :ayatollah:

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 2:47 pm

LutonBluebird wrote:
Merlin wrote:Just put my Red Jacket on and banned Bluebird1977's ip address! :lol:



:lol: :lol: :lol:
Ah and that took him ages :ayatollah:


Not really! ;) - I don't ban bluebirds? and have actually only ever banned Jacks on a wind up! all three in 3 years! :old: :ayatollah:

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 2:52 pm

Merlin wrote:
LutonBluebird wrote:
Merlin wrote:Just put my Red Jacket on and banned Bluebird1977's ip address! :lol:



:lol: :lol: :lol:
Ah and that took him ages :ayatollah:


Not really! ;) - I don't ban bluebirds? and have actually only ever banned Jacks on a wind up! all three in 3 years! :old: :ayatollah:


Not enough, mind you Ian I think has doubled that figure and he's only been a mod for 3 months :lol:

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 3:09 pm

If we carnt lol about it then we might aswell cry :ayatollah:

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 3:14 pm

Merlin wrote:Just put my Red Jacket on and banned Bluebird1977's ip address! :lol:

I will always be back :lol:

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 3:22 pm

BluebirdForever wrote:Probably a better future than the malaysians will come up with :lol:

This is there outcome of there meeting :ayatollah:

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 3:38 pm

f**k it, I'm moving down full time!

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 3:56 pm

PtB wrote:f**k it, I'm moving down full time!

Getting fans through the turnstyles is what its all about :ayatollah:

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 5:32 pm

Great post :lol:

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 5:39 pm

Hiya mate! Alright? wrote:Great post :lol:

Milks it for all its worth :P

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 5:49 pm

Eye opener!

Keep up the good work 1977 :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 5:57 pm

Anyway! when are you lot gonna hurry your arses into the Euro Fantasy Football League > viewtopic.php?f=2&t=81251

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 6:46 pm

Nuclearblue will hand out kick racism out of football t-shirts before home games. :o :o :o Nah i will hand out T shirts saying bring back the 80s :D

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 7:00 pm

Nuclearblue wrote:Nuclearblue will hand out kick racism out of football t-shirts before home games. :o :o :o Nah i will hand out T shirts saying bring back the 80s :D

You can get your clobber just like the 80s off Xcasual nukes at the turnstyles before kick off if it makes u feel any better :lol:

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 7:04 pm

:lol: :ayatollah:

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 7:09 pm

Bakedalasker wrote::lol: :ayatollah:

Had to squeeze you in there ian :lol:

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 7:34 pm

cwmbachbluebird wrote:Eye opener!

Keep up the good work 1977 :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Wait till my updates start next season as im taking over from carl as hes moved up to the board room level now ;) then we will hear it all come out theres no holding me back :ayatollah:

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 7:36 pm

bluebird1977 wrote:
cwmbachbluebird wrote:Eye opener!

Keep up the good work 1977 :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Wait till my updates start next season as im taking over from carl as hes moved up to the board room level now ;) then we will hear it all come out theres no holding me back :ayatollah:

And who will your Source be ? Carl !! :lol: :lol:

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 7:37 pm

:lol: :lol:

Re: Breaking News - update

Sun May 20, 2012 7:39 pm

Nuclearblue wrote:
bluebird1977 wrote:
cwmbachbluebird wrote:Eye opener!

Keep up the good work 1977 :ayatollah: :ayatollah:

Wait till my updates start next season as im taking over from carl as hes moved up to the board room level now ;) then we will hear it all come out theres no holding me back :ayatollah:

And who will your Source be ? Carl !! :lol: :lol:


Nope mines within like a cornsnake hidden in the grass waiting to strike ;)
but big daddys red will do :lol: