Striker off for a Defensive Mid

Malky sure isn't going for damage limitation here eh lads?

Told all of you one eye whoppers, he wants us to go out.

Disgusting! When we've got Drogba, Rooney and Llorente on the bench. Sack him!

Can you see the score in the top left corner? We're 4 nil down.

He's thinking of us, and how we will get a load of shit