My Wife........

just called the house phone.
"I've broken down on the M4, just before junction 32" she panicked.
"Just wait there" I said, "I'll be about 10 minutes."
After having a shit, I took the receiver off the table and said, "Right, you've done what?"

just called the house phone.
"I've broken down on the M4, just before junction 32" she panicked.
"Just wait there" I said, "I'll be about 10 minutes."
After having a shit, I took the receiver off the table and said, "Right, you've done what?"

just called the house phone.
"I've broken down on the M4, just before junction 32" she panicked.
"Just wait there" I said, "I'll be about 10 minutes."
After having a shit, I took the receiver off the table and said, "Right, you've done what?"

just called the house phone.
"I've broken down on the M4, just before junction 32" she panicked.
"Just wait there" I said, "I'll be about 10 minutes."
After having a shit, I took the receiver off the table and said, "Right, you've done what?"