joke

The Other Day I was In asda in the fruit and veg lane i saw a midget picking a mushroom up I couldn't help but shout grow Mario grow!!!
any others guys i'm bored

I woke up about 4 this morning. So I sneaked out the bedroom and gently tiptoed into my sons room, and brought him back into our bed.Well, I didn't want my wife thinking I'd pissed the bed.