just a quick

JOKE
Went to doctors other day and said do you treat Alcoholics and the doctor said course we do. So i said brilliant fancy taking me to pub then because I'm skint

I was in Asda earlier minding my own business, when a bloke suddenly ran past me carrying a large beef joint under his arm. A security guard followed, who shouted "Oi! What are you doing with that?!". The bloke turned around and replied "Mash, veg and Yorkshire puddings!"