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Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:31 pm
Two horses had to be put down after yesterdays Grand National.
Luis Suarez was reportedly devastated that one of them was not 'Black Apalachi'
Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:31 pm
I can imagine things never went that well for Sean Connery whenever he told a woman to sit on his dick.
Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:33 pm
That's the worst decision involving Chelsea and a line since Adrian Mutu had his big night out
Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:35 pm
All these Spurs jokes are crossing the line!
Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:36 pm
I asked my mate, when it was ok to have sex with young girls? He said it's legal once they leave school. Apparently 3:15pm isn't what he meant!!
Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:36 pm
I'm disappointed in that group of Chelsea fans who couldn't have a one minute silence as a mark of respect for Hillsborough.
Especially as they normally have 90 minute ones at Stamford Bridge
Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:37 pm
What's the difference between a Lesbian in a porno and a real life one?
About 12 stone.
Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:37 pm
What time is it ??
5 past Spurs
Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:38 pm
The white kit, the over-expectant fans and the total collapse in a
huge game.
Harry Redknapp must think he's England manager already
Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:39 pm
I was minding my own business when someone called me a retard,
I almost choked on my shoelace.
Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:44 pm
My sexy neighbour has left her curtains open slightly, so I'm watching her masturbate with my telescope.
I can't see very well, though. If only I had my telescope.
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"Jesus loves you."
A nice gesture in church.
A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:45 pm
Footballers are well known for spitting during games. Skrtel doesn't spit, however.
He uses Water Gun.
Sun Apr 15, 2012 8:52 pm
Being a Spurs fan is like living in Josef Fritzel's basement.
Everytime you see a glimmer of light you get fucked.
(thats 2 threads I have probably managed to close)
Mon Apr 16, 2012 1:09 am
I was out on the town last night and this attractive black lady walked up to me, smiled, and said "fancy walking me home big boy?" I replied "f**k off! Africa's 3,600 miles away!"
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