Things that turn you off a bird

Smoking…..only thick people smoke.

I beg to differ

Smoking…..only thick people smoke.

I beg to differ

Class

girls who make you take your kids down the chinese with you so they can have some peace and quiet for a bit but thus meaning you cannot go to the bookies, thus meaning you cannot do the 20.00 double you had planned, thus meaning you "lost out" on 50.00

Divorce her then!

That will cost me £50 a day!!!!

Fuckin brilliant guys

Miller time - top draw fella.


girls who do everything early days of the relationship - then just stop any naughty like they've come from a nunnery.

disco cock grabbers with dyed hair, dyed face and iffy fillings.

girls who let you take them to bed but refuse to do anything but let you lick them out.

pissy flaps

hairy wonky tits

Beautiful long dark curly

















teeth.

What kind of things would turn you off a bird? Tbh I think these do;

Smoking
Tattoos
Lots of spots
Bad teeth
Bad hygiene
Bad fake tan
Bad dress sense

Don't go to Swansea on a night out then

Why would anyone want to go to swansea for a night out it's a f*cking shit hole!

Finding out shes from cardiff,when i got her home
i didn't notice her tash under her make up + her 6 toes and 6 fingers
typical cardiff bird but i guess you're all used to them like that

Finding out shes from cardiff,when i got her home
i didn't notice her tash under her make up + her 6 toes and 6 fingers
typical cardiff bird but i guess you're all used to them like that

Oh dear. That was so poor I actually cringed for you.

Tatoos?

Kat Von D is sexy as fook.

Agreed 100%

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This would put me off

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A mega hairy minge, I'm talking stab would on a gorillas back hairy

A mega hairy minge, I'm talking stab would on a gorillas back hairy

An unkempt lady garden, that looks like chewbacca after a fight?

Take that phpto off ffs its making me wretch

bad teeth
bad hair
fat
a moustache

Take that phpto off ffs its making me wretch

That disease in the photo is actually called.....BLUE WAFFLE

Take that phpto off ffs its making me wretch

That disease in the photo is actually called.....BLUE WAFFLE

Its f*cking sick mun

Take that phpto off ffs its making me wretch

That disease in the photo is actually called.....BLUE WAFFLE

Its f*cking sick mun

I'd still f**k it though

Adams apple and a cock.

Adams apple and a cock.

dont like a good old reach around then

A penis?

Take that phpto off ffs its making me wretch

That disease in the photo is actually called.....BLUE WAFFLE

Its f*cking sick mun

I'd still f**k it though

There's always one!