Joke time...

A paki goes for a job on board a cruise ship. Captain asked him if he had any experience at sea.
"No" he said "but I'm honest" so the captain takes him on. 3 weeks into the journey the paki is mopping the decks when a big wave takes him overboard.
The first mate run into the captain and says "you know that paki you took on, the honest one? Well he's just fucked off with our mop"