Wednesday joke

A blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said
"Good morning ladies.."

I use comedy as a defence mechanism...

A bit like Kenny Dalglish.

Why do they call it PMT?

Mad Cow disease was already taken.

I saw a young lad struggling to climb a wall today

"You need some help mate?" I called

"Yeah please, my ball is over there, can you give me a boost?"he replied

"No problem" I said walking over

It's amazing how a simple bar of chocolate saved the day.

A blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said
"Good morning ladies.."

worst joke ever

In life it takes a big man to cry openly, but, it takes an even bigger man to laugh at the faggot.

My son ran into the house, ''Guess what dad, I grabbed my first boob today?''
I replied ''Is that why you've got a black eye?''
''Yeah!'' He replied, ''Apparently big Tommy is a bit touchy about his weight.''

My son came in from school smiling, "what's up son?" i said
"dad I've got a part in this years school play" he said excitedly.

"excellent son I'm proud of you, what role is it?"
He said "Dad, I'm like you, I'll play a man who's been married for over twenty years"
"never mind" i said, "Maybe next time you'll be cast with a speaking role".