Can't believe it but,

A whole year has passed and my wee darling Chloe turns 1 tomorrow.

However my wife ( who's a bit like myself a practical joker at times) has said "I'm gonna wake you up at 4 in the morning by pouring a basin of water over your crotch area, to show you what it's like to have your waters breaking

She done some stuff in the past but surely she wouldn't do that

Turn the water off!

Lol she would probably use the kettle