I SAID TO THE!!!

wife this morning "i'm going to cycle to work today love" as i got my bike out of the shed it starts pissing it down so i thought f**k it i'll get back in bed & have an extra hour & slip the wife one. as i'm giving the wife one from behind . She moans & starts waking up, so i whisper in her ear "its pissing it down out there".. She replies " I know & that stupid b*stard's cycling to work......

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wife this morning "i'm going to cycle to work today love" as i got my bike out of the shed it starts pissing it down so i thought f**k it i'll get back in bed & have an extra hour & slip the wife one. as i'm giving the wife one from behind . She moans & starts waking up, so i whisper in her ear "its pissing it down out there".. She replies " I know & that stupid b*stard's cycling to work......

Sam, someone posted that last week, just to piss on your glory, still fecking funny tho

I looked on the roof of the supermarket today, to see a fat bloke standing up there."What are you doing?" I shouted up to him."I'm sick of being teased about my weight!" he cried. "I'm killing my self.""Come on, there's kids around," I replied. "And they'll start singing f*cking Humpty Dumpty