Dog shit

Now I'm a laid back, liberal, fair minded sort of bloke, but if I was in charge I would pass a law that anyone found not picking up their dog's shit would be grabbed forcibly by the collar and frogmarched straight to the nearest 24hour magistrates court, where they would be made to explain their actions before being fined £500 and given 200 hours community service cleaning up dog shit dressed in a bright yellow dog costume.

And I would have their dog shot.

How's about they are just forced to eat their own dog's shit? Less time, less effort and a whole lot more fun!

it seems you are barking --- upset?

How's about they are just forced to eat their own dog's shit? Less time, less effort and a whole lot more fun!

I like the cut of your jib young man! If and when I get in you're hired.

Now I'm a laid back, liberal, fair minded sort of bloke, but if I was in charge I would pass a law that anyone found not picking up their dog's shit would be grabbed forcibly by the collar and frogmarched straight to the nearest 24hour magistrates court, where they would be made to explain their actions before being fined £500 and given 200 hours community service cleaning up dog shit dressed in a bright yellow dog costume.

And I would have their dog shot.

Agree --- especially if they are smokers, polluting our airspace.

Now I'm a laid back, liberal, fair minded sort of bloke, but if I was in charge I would pass a law that anyone found not picking up their dog's shit would be grabbed forcibly by the collar and frogmarched straight to the nearest 24hour magistrates court, where they would be made to explain their actions before being fined £500 and given 200 hours community service cleaning up dog shit dressed in a bright yellow dog costume.

And I would have their dog shot.

Agree --- especially if they are smokers, polluting our airspace.

Yeah and car drivers, polluting our airspace.

Someone stepped in dogshit recently?

Now I'm a laid back, liberal, fair minded sort of bloke, but if I was in charge I would pass a law that anyone found not picking up their dog's shit would be grabbed forcibly by the collar and frogmarched straight to the nearest 24hour magistrates court, where they would be made to explain their actions before being fined £500 and given 200 hours community service cleaning up dog shit dressed in a bright yellow dog costume.

And I would have their dog shot.

A bit ruff i think.

Now I'm a laid back, liberal, fair minded sort of bloke, but if I was in charge I would pass a law that anyone found not picking up their dog's shit would be grabbed forcibly by the collar and frogmarched straight to the nearest 24hour magistrates court, where they would be made to explain their actions before being fined £500 and given 200 hours community service cleaning up dog shit dressed in a bright yellow dog costume.

And I would have their dog shot.

Agree --- especially if they are smokers, polluting our airspace.

Yeah and car drivers, polluting our airspace.

the normal response from a weak smoker

Now I'm a laid back, liberal, fair minded sort of bloke, but if I was in charge I would pass a law that anyone found not picking up their dog's shit would be grabbed forcibly by the collar and frogmarched straight to the nearest 24hour magistrates court, where they would be made to explain their actions before being fined £500 and given 200 hours community service cleaning up dog shit dressed in a bright yellow dog costume.

And I would have their dog shot.

Agree --- especially if they are smokers, polluting our airspace.

Yeah and car drivers, polluting our airspace.

the normal response from a weak smoker

I don't smoke. I do drive.

Now I'm a laid back, liberal, fair minded sort of bloke, but if I was in charge I would pass a law that anyone found not picking up their dog's shit would be grabbed forcibly by the collar and frogmarched straight to the nearest 24hour magistrates court, where they would be made to explain their actions before being fined £500 and given 200 hours community service cleaning up dog shit dressed in a bright yellow dog costume.

And I would have their dog shot.

I coach an u12s football team,and i am astonished that people leave said dog shit on the parks pitches,i have had a go at owners for not picking up the shyt that there dogs have left on pitches in caedelyn park

Shoot the dog for Shitting

Follow them home and post it through the letterbox, with a note saying you've dropped something
Does my nut in though, sanquhar st is full of it, and the black bridge

Now I'm a laid back, liberal, fair minded sort of bloke, but if I was in charge I would pass a law that anyone found not picking up their dog's shit would be grabbed forcibly by the collar and frogmarched straight to the nearest 24hour magistrates court, where they would be made to explain their actions before being fined £500 and given 200 hours community service cleaning up dog shit dressed in a bright yellow dog costume.

And I would have their dog shot.

Agree --- especially if they are smokers, polluting our airspace.

Yeah and car drivers, polluting our airspace.

the normal response from a weak smoker

More damage from cars than ciggies ya dope

I'd never clean up shit after a dog....i'd train the fecking dog to do it

I'd never clean up shit after a dog....i'd train the fecking dog to do it

You would think they would learn wouldn't you. My mates dog is 7 years old, that's 41 in human years, and it still shits on the floor, the dirty b*stard. My youngest kid is only 2 and he's been using the bog for ages.

Any dog that can't control itself should be rounded up and sent to Australia, they can go and shit to their hearts content over there for all I care.

Now I'm a laid back, liberal, fair minded sort of bloke, but if I was in charge I would pass a law that anyone found not picking up their dog's shit would be grabbed forcibly by the collar and frogmarched straight to the nearest 24hour magistrates court, where they would be made to explain their actions before being fined £500 and given 200 hours community service cleaning up dog shit dressed in a bright yellow dog costume.

And I would have their dog shot.

You've obviously walked along Cornwall St..dogshit heaven.

Horse shit is the one that pisses me off!

why isnt dog shit white anymore?!