Sundays JOKES
Sun Jan 22, 2012 3:34 pm
My wife has left me because I keep getting erections in the most inappropriate of places.
The last one was in her sisters arse.
Credit crunch - The married version..........
Husband and wife at Asda, he puts a case of Stella in the trolley.
What do you think you are doing asks the wife. He says - Its on offer £10 for 24 cans.
Put them back she says - We cant afford it.
A few aisles later and she puts a £20 jar of face cream in the trolley.
What are you doing asks the husband?
It makes my face look beautiful says the wife.
Husband says so does 24 cans of stella and its half the fcuking price.
The last one was in her sisters arse.
Credit crunch - The married version..........
Husband and wife at Asda, he puts a case of Stella in the trolley.
What do you think you are doing asks the wife. He says - Its on offer £10 for 24 cans.
Put them back she says - We cant afford it.
A few aisles later and she puts a £20 jar of face cream in the trolley.
What are you doing asks the husband?
It makes my face look beautiful says the wife.
Husband says so does 24 cans of stella and its half the fcuking price.