Joke of the Day.........................

School Girl says "Mummy, I know where babies come from!" Mum replies "Where's that then darling?" Girl says "Mummy & Daddy take their clothes off & Daddy's thingy sort of sticks out. Mummy puts it in her mouth & sucks it & that's how u get babies!" Shaking her head Mum says "Oh darling, that's so sweet, but that's not how we get babies. That's how we get flowers, jewellery, clothes, shoes & all the decorating done!"