A little guy is sat at the bar.......

A little guy is sat at the bar,when all of as sudden a thug smacks him in the face and says"that's Kung Fu from Japan " a bit later the thug smacks him again and says "thatsKarate from Korea" the little guy gets up and leaves the bar . A short time later he comes back and smacks the thug knocking him out cold and says to the barman " when that tw*t wakes up tell him that was a f*cking Shovel from B&Q......