MID WEEK JOKE TIME
Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:46 pm
'Holly Valance shows off her huge engagement ring at party'
If it wasn't for the word 'engagement' in that headline, I'd now be wanking like a monkey in a zoo.
If it wasn't for the word 'engagement' in that headline, I'd now be wanking like a monkey in a zoo.
Re: MID WEEK JOKE TIME
Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:49 pm
My missus dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled, "You're being charged for being good in bed..."
After 2 minutes she said she was dropping the charge due to lack of evidence.
After 2 minutes she said she was dropping the charge due to lack of evidence.
Re: MID WEEK JOKE TIME
Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:53 pm
I recorded myself f*cking with some bird that had crabs on a boat the other day.
I sent the footage to the Discovery Channel and purposed the title "Deadliest Snatch"
I sent the footage to the Discovery Channel and purposed the title "Deadliest Snatch"
Re: MID WEEK JOKE TIME
Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:54 pm
Found my wife's vibrator the other day.
Now I'm not saying it was big but I'm seriously thinking about entering it in Robot Wars.
Now I'm not saying it was big but I'm seriously thinking about entering it in Robot Wars.