Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:00 pm
Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:03 pm
Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:21 pm
Charlie_Blue wrote:Hi all, I know this is off topic, but I'm after some advice. I have been dating a dating a Jack bird for a couple of weeks now and we both decided to move things forward and erm you know a bit of Jiggy Jiggy this weekend. As some of you have or are already dating, I thought what is best to prepare myself for the dip into the black hole. I have booked my jabs for tomorrow and got my old reversable shellsuit from the attic, just to make things more comfortable for her.
Any advice would be greatly appreciated to make this weekend a great success. Ta!
Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:25 pm
Charlie_Blue wrote:Hi all, I know this is off topic, but I'm after some advice. I have been dating a dating a Jack bird for a couple of weeks now and we both decided to move things forward and erm you know a bit of Jiggy Jiggy this weekend. As some of you have or are already dating, I thought what is best to prepare myself for the dip into the black hole. I have booked my jabs for tomorrow and got my old reversable shellsuit from the attic, just to make things more comfortable for her.
Any advice would be greatly appreciated to make this weekend a great success. Ta!
Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:29 pm
Charlie_Blue wrote:Hi all, I know this is off topic, but I'm after some advice. I have been dating a dating a Jack bird for a couple of weeks now and we both decided to move things forward and erm you know a bit of Jiggy Jiggy this weekend. As some of you have or are already dating, I thought what is best to prepare myself for the dip into the black hole. I have booked my jabs for tomorrow and got my old reversable shellsuit from the attic, just to make things more comfortable for her.
Any advice would be greatly appreciated to make this weekend a great success. Ta!
Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:34 pm
JonnieBlue wrote:Charlie_Blue wrote:Hi all, I know this is off topic, but I'm after some advice. I have been dating a dating a Jack bird for a couple of weeks now and we both decided to move things forward and erm you know a bit of Jiggy Jiggy this weekend. As some of you have or are already dating, I thought what is best to prepare myself for the dip into the black hole. I have booked my jabs for tomorrow and got my old reversable shellsuit from the attic, just to make things more comfortable for her.
Any advice would be greatly appreciated to make this weekend a great success. Ta!
U want it to go as smoothly as possible so ask her if she can leave her teeth in, have a vomit bag or bowl close by.. Make it clear that her brother or her dog aren't allowed to join in because ur a bluebird and we dont get down like that.. If possible suggest you take a shower together, that way you'll know for definite shes had a shower in the last 6 years.. Good luck my friend and may the force be with you
Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:14 pm
Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:15 pm
Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:20 pm
Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:25 pm
Wed Jan 18, 2012 6:12 pm
LutonBluebird wrote:Take her away to a caravan park so she don't get homesick and take a bottle of Lambrini to, classy tipple in Jackland!!
Really though ugh!!! How could you lol
Bowmonster wrote:Make sure you wear your cardiff city shirt
Use six fingers during foreplay As she will be used to that
Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:49 pm
Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:54 pm