monday joke, its just banter ok?
Mon Jan 16, 2012 6:30 am
Re: monday joke, its just banter ok?
Mon Jan 16, 2012 6:35 am
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband
opening the front door.Hurry,she said,and stand still in the corner.
She rubbed baby oil all over him,then dusted him with talcum powder.
she said.'Don't move until I tell you,'Pretend you're a statue.'
What's that in the corner ? the husband inquired as he entered the room.
Oh it's a statue,' she replied.The Smiths bought one and I liked it
so I got one for us, too.the husband looked amazed but no more was said,
not even when they went up to bed.Then around 2 AM the husband got up,
went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
Here mate,he said to the statue, 'have this. I stood like that for
two days at the Smiths house when joans husband came home and the tosser
never offered me a damned thing.' -
opening the front door.Hurry,she said,and stand still in the corner.
She rubbed baby oil all over him,then dusted him with talcum powder.
she said.'Don't move until I tell you,'Pretend you're a statue.'
What's that in the corner ? the husband inquired as he entered the room.
Oh it's a statue,' she replied.The Smiths bought one and I liked it
so I got one for us, too.the husband looked amazed but no more was said,
not even when they went up to bed.Then around 2 AM the husband got up,
went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
Here mate,he said to the statue, 'have this. I stood like that for
two days at the Smiths house when joans husband came home and the tosser
never offered me a damned thing.' -