A New Year Joke

A man wants to join the Metropolitan Police Force

The sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look
good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take
before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a gun across the desk, he says:

"Take this gun and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six
drug dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"

Paddy told the wife he was getting a burning sensation in his anus and didnt know what it was. "ring sting" she said. Paddy said 'how the f**k will he know?'