WEDNESDAY NIGHT JOKES

NEWS FLASH....... Sources say that although the funeral of North Korea's Kim Jong il was very upsetting, the buffet after was the dogs bollocks.

I went to a scat party last night.


Got absolutely shit faced.

One of the mental patients in my ward has just raped a laundry lady and made a run for it.


I'm sure tomorrow's headline will read,'Nut screws washer and bolts'.

Dave Jones auditioned for the group plan b

They said he was good, but also said after watching him at cardiff for the past 5 years, he didnt quite fit the name of the band

Whoever invented Xmas should be nailed to a cross!!

Dave Jones auditioned for the group plan b

They said he was good, but also said after watching him at cardiff for the past 5 years, he didnt quite fit the name of the band