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Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:51 pm
Finding out Santa isn't real didn't ruin my childhood.My Uncle's cock did that.
Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:52 pm
"Can you get some bleach and some washing powder while you're out?", my wife asked."Can you not wait until you've opened your presents tomorrow?", I replied.
Sat Dec 24, 2011 6:54 pm
There was no way I was gonna go hungry this Christmas. So I went to Tesco and nicked a turkey. The security guard saw me and ran after me shouting; "Oi! what you doing with that"!?I shouted back "Potatoes, peas, carrots & gravy you tw*t"!
Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:22 pm
I wanted my niece to play with the rabbit I bought her for Christmas, but her mother said that sex toys were not an appropriate gift for an eight-year old.
Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:54 pm
Imagine my joy when I was getting out the Christmas decorations and found a present I forgot to give my kids last year. Their excited faces were a picture as they unwrapped it and opened the box.
Such a pity it was a puppy.
Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:56 pm
Christmas made easy this year:iPhone for my daughter,iPad for my son,iron for my wife.
Sat Dec 24, 2011 10:21 pm
Went to my works xmas disco tonight they played 'twist and shout' so i twisted and shouted. They played ' jump' so i jumped then they played cum on eileen' & i was kicked out after that...
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