3 MEN TRYING!!!

‎ to get into heaven St Peter says "you must have something on you that represents Xmas" the Englishman flicks on his lighter and says "it's a candle", St Peter lets him
pass, the Welsh man pulls out a set of keys and jingles them and says "they're sleigh bells", St Peter lets him pass, the Irish man pulls out a G String and bra, St Peter says "how
the hell do they represent Xmas?"... Paddy says "they're Carols"!!

Or the other punch line is Paddy pops his ten inch cock out and says that's a cracker.