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Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:35 pm
"Are you a breast man or a leg man?" asked my mate.
"Breast" I said.
"Pussy or arse?"
"Pussy."
"What about noses?"
"Look can we just put the bits in the sack and get the f**k out of this morgue?"
Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:39 pm
I love Australian kissing my girlfriend.
It's like French kissing, only down under.
Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:40 pm
ET never went home, it raided KFC, put on 19 stone and joined Little Mix.
Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:55 pm
ccfcgrangeend wrote:ET never went home, it raided KFC, put on 19 stone and joined Little Mix.
I thought it was Snarf off Thundercats.
Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:49 pm
My new girlfriend's called Donna...
Which is about right as she goes down great after 10 pints.
Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:49 pm
Mrs Thatcher has set out in great detail the arrangements for her funeral. Great. Now that's sorted let's get on with it.
Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:50 pm
The poem to get you into any women's knickers.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ive got a knife
Now get in the f*cking van!
Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:04 pm
A bloke goes to a brothel,goes to a room with a whore & puts £200 on the bed then drops his trousers. The whore nearly faints the blokes got a 12inch cock. The whore say's "theres f*cking no way is that going in me i'll lick & suck it thats all.." The bloke picks his money back up & say's " f**k that i can do that myself...."
Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:14 pm
I feel sorry for Manchester City fans. It's never easy to lose against your former team.
Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:41 pm
Google "define an English person" and see what the first result is.
Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:01 pm
griff105 wrote:ccfcgrangeend wrote:ET never went home, it raided KFC, put on 19 stone and joined Little Mix.
I thought it was Snarf off Thundercats.
i can see what you mean!
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