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Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:44 pm
I phoned the police the other day."What's your emergency?" they asked.I said, "Two girls are fighting over me.""OK," she paused. "Well what's the problem?""The fat one's winning."
Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:45 pm
What do scousers put in there Xmas stockings??
There heads!
Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:49 pm
A Chinese guy goes to a Jew to buy black bras, size 38FF.The Jew, renowned for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.The Chinese guy buys 25. He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the Jew's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38FF bras and asks the Chinese guy, "...please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?"The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Jews for $200.00 each."
Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:51 pm
Yes mate!! Big big game!
Is the pool comp still on? I noticed you put my name down
Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:53 pm
Canton stand baz wrote:Yes mate!! Big big game!
Is the pool comp still on? I noticed you put my name down
Baz
..you know it makes sense
..your brother in law is down too
....see you for a beer on Sat mate
Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:03 pm
I was going down on my girlfriend earlier and the smell from her vagina was terrible!!
I think it might be time to bury herĀ
Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:24 pm
I got myself one of those anti bullying wrist bands today............ I stole it off a fat ginger c**t with glasses.
Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:23 pm
At a White House party, a woman approached Calvin Coolidge, famed for his silence, and said "Mr. President, I made a bet I can get more than two words out of you." He replied: "You lose."
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