Ever prentended to be gay?

I had to put this chick off once, a right monster she was, wouldn't take no for an answer. In the end I had to make out that I was gay. It's not as easy as it sounds.

Yes to get cheap membership of Costco, a tip I got off this MB may I add

Yes to get cheap membership of Costco, a tip I got off this MB may I add

They have concessions for homosexuals?

No, i get chatted up by gays, i seem to be attractive to them.

i was in a queue in the services once and a gay man was chatting. me up, i called the wife over and the bitch pretended not to know me.

No, i get chatted up by gays, i seem to be attractive to them.

i was in a queue in the services once and a gay man was chatting. me up, i called the wife over and the bitch pretended not to know me.

You sure he was'nt chatting to the back of your head???

Yes to get cheap membership of Costco, a tip I got off this MB may I add

They have concessions for homosexuals?

Sought of, if you have a mate who is a member you can get added to their membership card if you say he is your live in lover.

You then split the membership fee (£25 i.e. £12.50 each)

As it was pointed out at the time you don't have to suck his dick at the customer information desk to calaborate the story

can remeber getting chatted up by two guys when we played Newcastle away and i was only 15 at the time so i told the police officer they were pedophiles
if i had to act gay it would have to be last resort to put a girl of me

My mates missus was behind the till at Tesco's. Me and one of the other lads
held hands and walked up to her proper mincing it up

"Hiya Mandy, how are yoooooooooooooo, love yooooooooo!"

She was trying to serve some old lady with tears running down her
face.

Funny as f**k.

We WERE joking right, ok. I is a bloke, right. So there!!!

Canton Stand Baz has never pretended in his entire Life

Canton Stand Baz has never pretended in his entire Life