A shag or a wank?

Just considering my options like. Go upstairs and nail the old dear or one off the wrist on the chaise lounge. There must be some smut on the telly by now.

Neither. Go to bed, Malky, we've got an important match this afternoon!

Neither. Go to bed, Malky, we've got an important match this afternoon!

We all need to relax (in a genteman's way).

Neither. Go to bed, Malky, we've got an important match this afternoon!

We all need to relax (in a genteman's way).

knock on off upstairs whilest she's sleeping, and give her a surprise facial , she might appreciate it

Just considering my options like. Go upstairs and nail the old dear or one off the wrist on the chaise lounge. There must be some smut on the telly by now.

Wipe it on the curtains and go to bed with a cheesy knob

knock on off upstairs whilest she's sleeping, and give her a surprise facial , she might appreciate it

Give her a clown face!

Just considering my options like. Go upstairs and nail the old dear or one off the wrist on the chaise lounge. There must be some smut on the telly by now.

Wipe it on the curtains and go to bed with a cheesy knob

Probably wouldn't work, I've got blinds.

Just considering my options like. Go upstairs and nail the old dear or one off the wrist on the chaise lounge. There must be some smut on the telly by now.

Wipe it on the curtains and go to bed with a cheesy knob

Probably wouldn't work, I've got blinds.

Shit sorry mate! Didn't want to give you the sort of advice that would cut you up

Don't do it!!!

Has the potential of being a big thread!

Just don't let it be a sticky!!

I'm shocked this hasn't turned into monkey facing

I'm shocked this hasn't turned into monkey facing

Monkey Facing ! What a topic that was

Monkey Facing ! What a topic that was

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