Joke

I went to the doctors office the other day and found out that my new doctor is a young female and drop-dead gorgeous!I was embarrassed, but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional, I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out."I said "My wife thinks my penis tastes funny."

What does it taste of?

Got sent this by a Jambo earlier;

Hi Mate.
The new 'Special Needs Nude Calendar' is available today.....
Mongs in Thongs' is priced at £3.99..... Don't forget your 10% discount for being Mr January.