THERE ARE!!!!!!!!!

Three men on a plane, and they decide to drop things out of the plane. One drops a stone, one drops a brick and one drops a grenade. Two men walk pass a woman crying. "Whats wrong?" They ask. "A stone landed on my dog's head and now my dog is dead." Then they walk past and see a man crying. "Whats wrong?" They ask. "A brick landed on my cats head and now my cat is dead." Then they see a man crying, "Now whats wrong." They ask. "I bent down to pick up the newspaper and I farted and my house blew up!"