Swansea fan

A Swansea fan in the pub last night told me having anal sex was like getting his first Swansea shirt.He didn't want it but his dad gave it to him anyway.

this is disturbing

He should of just used the shirt to wipe his Dick on thats all im saying

He a blue bird top to clean the Stilton of his knob,and sweat from his arse..

He a blue bird top to clean the Stilton of his knob,and sweat from his arse..

He a blue bird top

Sorry, this makes no sense.

clean the Stilton of his knob

the stilton OF his knob, you mean OFF

,and sweat from his arse

the word and never follows a comma.

it's like English for retards, no, it's exactly like English for retards.

He a blue bird top to clean the Stilton of his knob,and sweat from his arse..

So the rumours about Swansea fans personal hygenie are true then

Lol at the english teacher, ,thank you for the points that you have highlighted ther,but I will say you are very much a sad person for pointing them our.
Are we in school??I think not,so ther for I shall take no notice of you as you clearly have no other come back other then mock my grammar...
Ps wot other use for a blue bird top is ther??got bog roll and kitchen roll,so it would come in handy to clean my knob with after sex,,rather then the sheets or curtains..keep my missis happy allso

Lol at the english teacher, ,thank you for the points that you have highlighted ther,but I will say you are very much a sad person for pointing them our.
Are we in school??I think not,so ther for I shall take no notice of you as you clearly have no other come back other then mock my grammar...
Ps wot other use for a blue bird top is ther??got bog roll and kitchen roll,so it would come in handy to clean my knob with after sex,,rather then the sheets or curtains..keep my missis happy allso

Do they all speak like this in Swansea ? Does anyone think this makes any sense at all

Lol at the english teacher, ,thank you for the points that you have highlighted ther,but I will say you are very much a sad person for pointing them our.
Are we in school??I think not,so ther for I shall take no notice of you as you clearly have no other come back other then mock my grammar...
Ps wot other use for a blue bird top is ther??got bog roll and kitchen roll,so it would come in handy to clean my knob with after sex,,rather then the sheets or curtains..keep my missis happy allso

I guess educational standards are falling in Swansea. No worries Swansealad, there is hope for you after all, just ask mammy and daddy to get you this for christmas.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/English-Grammar-Dummies-Lesley-Ward/dp/0470057521/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1323290556&sr=8-1

Lol at the english teacher, ,thank you for the points that you have highlighted ther,but I will say you are very much a sad person for pointing them our.
Are we in school??I think not,so ther for I shall take no notice of you as you clearly have no other come back other then mock my grammar...
Ps wot other use for a blue bird top is ther??got bog roll and kitchen roll,so it would come in handy to clean my knob with after sex,,rather then the sheets or curtains..keep my missis happy allso

Is that your best reply retard ???

Lol at the english teacher, ,thank you for the points that you have highlighted ther,but I will say you are very much a sad person for pointing them our.
Are we in school??I think not,so ther for I shall take no notice of you as you clearly have no other come back other then mock my grammar...
Ps wot other use for a blue bird top is ther??got bog roll and kitchen roll,so it would come in handy to clean my knob with after sex,,rather then the sheets or curtains..keep my missis happy allso

Is that your best reply retard ???

ye,,e ,, , no,, ye ,. ,. were preimer legue,, you not,, ha cardif scum,, ye. misiss iss siztre.

Give them a brake guys, They do have 6 fingers.

Give them a brake guys, They do have 6 fingers.

Ah, the irony

That guys english is disgraceful and embarassing.

His mother and father would be ashamed of him if they could tell how bad his grammar actually is.

Give them a brake guys, They do have 6 fingers.

Ah, the irony

Bless,,all you can do is slag my education off,is this realy the best you can do?I mean I have heard all this and more before,and I didn't get botherd then.
Anyway as you can see my grammer ain't the best,but to mock a disability rather shows your selfs up to be the clowns.
By the way the way the six fingered gag was a good one?lol??[code][/code]

Ps wot other use for a blue bird top is ther??got bog roll and kitchen roll,so it would come in handy to clean my knob with after sex,,rather then the sheets or curtains..keep my missis happy allso

Nah,you stick to wiping your cock on your sheets and curtains you disgusting artical.It appears your pesonal hygiene matches your grammar.You and you house must smell of stale cheese and tuna.

Lol,,no rather a cardiff top,,or over a cardiff tarts face,,eather way both fu of shit and a waste off time

Lol,,no rather a cardiff top,,or over a cardiff tarts face,,eather way both fu of shit and a waste off time

have you ever thought of sticking your head in a oven and making the world a better place

Lol,,no rather a cardiff top,,or over a cardiff tarts face,,eather way both fu of shit and a waste off time

In a twisted way it's nice that you consider Cardiff girls are worth it, Jack....

I can ASSURE you the feeling isn't reciprocated where comes to Jackettes

Then again, Swansea girls tend to 'keep it in the family' don't they??

Give them a brake guys, They do have 6 fingers.

Pure comedy gold

However, when it comes to issues with 6 fingered/inbred/pikey types there is only one Welsh city that springs to mind...

http://wales.gov.uk/docs/statistics/201 ... 2011en.pdf
http://news.bbc.co.uk/local/southeastwa ... 127176.stm

Please try to remember that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Ta.

Give them a brake guys, They do have 6 fingers.

Pure comedy gold

However, when it comes to issues with 6 fingered/inbred/pikey types there is only one Welsh city that springs to mind...

http://wales.gov.uk/docs/statistics/201 ... 2011en.pdf
http://news.bbc.co.uk/local/southeastwa ... 127176.stm

Please try to remember that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Ta.

People in glass houses shouldnt masterbate.

Give them a brake guys, They do have 6 fingers.

Pure comedy gold

However, when it comes to issues with 6 fingered/inbred/pikey types there is only one Welsh city that springs to mind...

http://wales.gov.uk/docs/statistics/201 ... 2011en.pdf
http://news.bbc.co.uk/local/southeastwa ... 127176.stm

Please try to remember that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Ta.

People in glass houses shouldnt masterbate.

People who live in the Brynglas tunnel shouldn't have internet access.

A Swansea fan in the pub last night told me having anal sex was like getting his first Swansea shirt.He didn't want it but his dad gave it to him anyway.

Funny But WRONG

That guys english is disgraceful and embarassing.

His mother and father would be ashamed of him if they could tell how bad his grammar actually is.

For a left wing fanatic you aint that politically correct are you ?

Give them a brake guys, They do have 6 fingers.

Pure comedy gold

However, when it comes to issues with 6 fingered/inbred/pikey types there is only one Welsh city that springs to mind...

http://wales.gov.uk/docs/statistics/201 ... 2011en.pdf
http://news.bbc.co.uk/local/southeastwa ... 127176.stm

Please try to remember that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
Ta.

People in glass houses shouldnt masterbate.

People who live in the Brynglas tunnel shouldn't have internet access.

We have a thing called wifi in civilisation Mush. Give it 10 years and your tinpot shithole will have it too. Then you can roam around your caravan online!

More gypos in cardiff,,and have wifi here to...should not make silly coments with out research?you sillt billy.
And to call swansea a tinpot city??I would sugest you visit the place first.

More gypos in cardiff,,and have wifi here to...should not make silly coments with out research?you sillt billy.
And to call swansea a tinpot city??I would sugest you visit the place first.

Thats right cause if you did visit there you would call it worse things than just tinpot

More gypos in cardiff,,and have wifi here to...should not make silly coments with out research?you sillt billy.
And to call swansea a tinpot city??I would sugest you visit the place first.

It was a joke mush. They have wifi in Sudan which is marginally more third world than Skewen.

Oh and I have, and it is.

More gypos in cardiff,,and have wifi here to...should not make silly coments with out research?you sillt billy.
And to call swansea a tinpot city??I would sugest you visit the place first.

It was a joke mush. They have wifi in Sudan which is marginally more third world than Skewen.

Oh and I have, and it is.

Hey Griff, careful, keep it to jackland please, Skewen is in Neath and as we all know Neath is blue!