Garth Crooks

What a boring c**t

Imagine having that tw*t stuck with you on a desert island

What a boring c**t

Imagine having that tw*t stuck with you on a desert island

Or in a lift , what nightmare that wold be.

His questions seem to go on and on and on

His questions seem to go on and on and on

Most of us find Balotelli to be an oddball and a bit of a freak

Old 'Sleeping pill Garth' really took it personally today, i was in bits

His questions seem to go on and on and on

Most of us find Balotelli to be an oddball and a bit of a freak

Old 'Sleeping pill Garth' really took it personally today, i was in bits

oh I missed it, what happened?

What a boring c**t

Imagine having that tw*t stuck with you on a desert island

Or in a lift , what nightmare that wold be.

There would be no room in the lift and he would f***ing eat you on a desert island.
Fat boring tw*t

His questions seem to go on and on and on

Most of us find Balotelli to be an oddball and a bit of a freak

Old 'Sleeping pill Garth' really took it personally today, i was in bits

oh I missed it, what happened?

Not quite sure but apparently, Balotelli has put the ball in the net nonchalantly with his
shoulder. Goal. But he took the piss. tw*t? maybe!!

But Crooks looked close to tears over it

wharra tw*t

He looks like a broken frog.

What a boring c**t

Imagine having that tw*t stuck with you on a desert island

would rather have wilson!!

When crooks is wearing a shirt looks like someone has hit him with a shovel on his head and forced his head down

When crooks is wearing a shirt looks like someone has hit him with a shovel on his head and forced his head down

I'll have that job please!!

I got a big shovel like the old feller in Home Alone

If it was a choice of being stuck on a desert island with either Garth Crooks or Steve Claridge, I would actually choose Claridge.

THAT'S how much Garth Crooks pisses me off.

sorry. i thought you meant sign him

his face looks like its melting

Garth Crooks =

Seen the Balotelli goal on MOTD

What the f**k is Crooks' problem with the bloke??

Is it a black thing? Does old Crooksy thing Balotelli has brought shame to the
'black race'??... If so he's got a lot of weight to carry on those fat, neckless
shoulders... Cos there are hundreds of millions of black people on earth and
Balotelli wont be the biggest dickhead

By the same token, that c**t Joey Barton aint f**k all to do with me

When crooks is wearing a shirt looks like someone has hit him with a shovel on his head and forced his head down

He is the spawn of Gladstone Small...

Garth Crooks =

This.

I cant watch the bloke.would rather listen to the radio than watch that c**t.

What a boring c**t

Imagine having that tw*t stuck with you on a desert island

I'd feel more sorry for Crooks if he was stick on a desert island with you!!!!

What a boring c**t

Imagine having that tw*t stuck with you on a desert island

I'd feel more sorry for Crooks if he was stick on a desert island with you!!!!

f**k, imagine being stuck with YOU...

"is anyone else worried that the sun is too hot"

"Man Friday is a chancer, he'll f**k off as soon as the next ship goes by!"

"ACAS will come and save us!"

What a boring c**t

Imagine having that tw*t stuck with you on a desert island

I'd feel more sorry for Crooks if he was stick on a desert island with you!!!!

f**k, imagine being stuck with YOU...

"is anyone else worried that the sun is too hot"

"Man Friday is a chancer, he'll f**k off as soon as the next ship goes by!"

"ACAS will come and save us!"

Too slow Taffy, you missed your chance

Nah. I'd sooner not have any 'banter' at all with you. All I do on here now is
answer yours, and tear you a new arse without even trying

What a boring c**t

Imagine having that tw*t stuck with you on a desert island

I'd feel more sorry for Crooks if he was stick on a desert island with you!!!!

f**k, imagine being stuck with YOU...

"is anyone else worried that the sun is too hot"

"Man Friday is a chancer, he'll f**k off as soon as the next ship goes by!"

"ACAS will come and save us!"

Too slow Taffy, you missed your chance

Nah. I'd sooner not have any 'banter' at all with you. All I do on here now is
answer yours, and tear you a new arse without even trying

You going to todays game Taffy...? Oh sorry its pointless asking you as you are only a plastic. Now you'd best get ready to sing your Elvis covers in your local !!! Its not Taffyapple its TAFFYPLASTIC!!!

The Muddled General strikes again. Brings my family into it.

Its the ONLY thing you can beat me on...

Because id NEVER use yours in an attempt to get a bite

As ive said before you great big whopper... there are too many posters on
here that know me from WAY back in the day. Too many scraps, too many
police cells, too many fines

Crack on with your "Leeds. FA Cup, first game!" jibe though, its a winner

The Muddled General strikes again. Brings my family into it.

Its the ONLY thing you can beat me on...

Because id NEVER use yours in an attempt to get a bite

As ive said before you great big whopper... there are too many posters on
here that know me from WAY back in the day. Too many scraps, too many
police cells, too many fines

Crack on with your "Leeds. FA Cup, first game!" jibe though, its a winner

Back in the day!!!! Keep on reading your books because they are on offer now as an ideal christmas present!!!