LITTLE JOHNY!!!

jumps on a bus & sits behind the driver. Jonny starts chanting at the top of his voice "if my mum was a cow & my dad was a bull then i'd be a calf."....if my mum was a ewe & my dad was a ram then i'd be a lamb........if my mum was a mare & my dad was a stallion then i'd be a foal...."
The driver was getting fucked off with this & said to jonny "And if your mum was a whore & your dad was a wanker what would you be ??? Little jonny replied " a bus driver...."

Ooooooh Bit harsh!