MALKY AND VT TO FACE POSSIBLE FRAUD CHARGES

After the signing of Ben Turner from Coventry.

Coventry are said to be fuming that Mackay said Turner would only be
third choice Centre Back and was really being bought to bolster the ranks
of 'Welsh-ish' players to pacify the Welsh Assembly Government.

Coventry apparently insisted on a fee of £7.5 million. To which Vincent
Tan immediately wrote a cheque. On closer inspection the cheque was
only made out for £750k.

By the time they realised they'd been had, Turner had been rushed out of
the door and was being bundled into the boot of a Hummer. Mackay was
said to be laughing hysterically as Vincent Tan jumped in the passenger
seat shouting

"Velly solly, me no speaky Engleesh, me no unnerstand, do the Ayatollah
and shit, innit, brethren!"

This case could run and run

HAHAHAHAHAHA thats class

fair play nearly pissed myself quality !

After the signing of Ben Turner from Coventry.

Coventry are said to be fuming that Mackay said Turner would only be
third choice Centre Back and was really being bought to bolster the ranks
of 'Welsh-ish' players to pacify the Welsh Assembly Government.

Coventry apparently insisted on a fee of £7.5 million. To which Vincent
Tan immediately wrote a cheque. On closer inspection the cheque was
only made out for £750k.

By the time they realised they'd been had, Turner had been rushed out of
the door and was being bundled into the boot of a Hummer. Mackay was
said to be laughing hysterically as Vincent Tan jumped in the passenger
seat shouting

"Velly solly, me no speaky Engleesh, me no unnerstand, do the Ayatollah
and shit, innit, brethren!"

This case could run and run