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A VERY LOUD!!!
Fri Nov 18, 2011 7:32 pm
FAT GREASY unattractive woman walks into Asda with her two kids. Shouting & swearing at them as they walk through, the asda greeter said pleasantly "good morning madam nice children you have there, are they twins???" The fat ugly woman replies "do they f*cking look like twins 1 is 7 the others f*cking 10 are you blind, thick or f*cking stupid!!!!" " i am neither" replied the greeter i just could'nt believe you've been SHAGGED twice now have a good day & thanks for shopping at asda........
Re: A VERY LOUD!!!
Fri Nov 18, 2011 7:35 pm
I went to see a psychic last weekend and was told i would be coming into money. Then last night i shagged a girl called "Penny".....f*cking spooky or what.
Re: A VERY LOUD!!!
Fri Nov 18, 2011 7:38 pm
Bloke comes back from the Amazon jungle with a cock sucking frog and gives it to his wife. What am i supposed to do with this she says. He says, teach it to cook then f**k off.