HUSBAND AND WIFE!!!

.....BEFORE MARRIAGE...

Husband- Aaah!...at last i can hardly wait!
Wife- do you want me to leave!
Husband- No! Dont even think about it!
Wife- Do you love me?
Husband- of course allways have allways will!
Wife- have you ever cheated on me?
Husband- No!! Why are you even asking?
Wife- Will you kiss me?
Husband- Every chance i get!!
Wife- Will you hit me?
Husband- Hell no!! Are you crazy?
Wife- can i trust you??
Husband- yes.
Wife- darling!!!
AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top...

Clever.