Dont read if you find this offensive

I work in an expensive jewellers and a woman came in today and asked what sort of watch would suit her black carribean husband?
Apparently the Neighbourhood Watch was the wrong answer....

I work in an expensive jewellers and a woman came in today and asked what sort of watch would suit her black carribean husband?
Apparently the Neighbourhood Watch was the wrong answer....

Anyone who finds it offensive wants to get a life. However, its not even slightly funny.
Perhaps 'scouse' husband might have worked?

Are you JT in disguise? Aaaaare you JT in disguise????

I had to read it to see if I would be offended
I wasnt though

weed and tumble are the words that spring to mind

Went to bed with two Thai girls last night.

It was like winning the lottery!
We had six matching balls!!!!