A forum for all things Cardiff City
Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:22 pm
Lady puts an ad in the paper:
"Lookin 4 a man that wont beat me or run away but whos great in bed".
Next day doorbell rings "Hi I'm Bob, I've no arms-so I'll nevr hit u, I've no legs so I wont run away"
Lady says "Wat makes u think ur gud in bed?" Bob replies "How d'ya think I rang the fuckng doorbell!!''
Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:24 pm
Paddys wife says "I want a rape alarm"So next morning he covers her mouth, holds her down, fucks her up the arse and whispers "Its time to get up love!''
Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:26 pm
My wife was arrested for streaking at Crufts.
The judge gave her 2nd place for her puppies but said her Afgan could do with a trim!
Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group.
phpBB Mobile / SEO by Artodia.