A man comes home early from work and shouts, "hello darling i'm home". He does'nt get an answer so he thinks, where the bloody hell is she? Next thing he knows, he hears some panting sounds coming from upstairs. The man goes to investigate and walks into his bedroom to find his wife stark naked lying on the bed holding her chest, she says, "Darling I did'nt expect you home at this time, I think i'm having a heart attack!", the man rushes downstairs and picks up the phone, dials 999 and just as he is about to talk to someone, his little boy pulls on his arm and says, "daddy, uncle teddy's in the wardrobe with no clothes on!", the man slams the phone down, runs upstairs, rips the wardrobe door off it's hinges and finds his brother cowerring in the corner completely naked. The man says to him, "you rotten b*stard! the wife's having a f*cking heart attack and you're running round my house frightening the f*cking kids!".