AN ENGLISHMAN,IRISH MAN AND SCOTT'S MAN

Walked into a bar, the Welshman was still in New Zealand.

Are you an English rugby fan? In need of support? Call the RFU Samaritans on 0800 101010. That's 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing .

Did you hear the Irish Teams plane was delayed at the Airport.......... they were waiting for the English

Are you an English rugby fan? In need of support? Call the RFU Samaritans on 0800 101010. That's 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing .

apart from this years six nations.

What's the difference between Mr T and the English rugby team?

Mr T aint getting on no damn plane!

''Manu overboard''

Went to a fancy dress shop for a vampire costume and the girl behind the counter gave me an England rugby kit. I said, "sorry luv, you must have misheard me, I said I wanted to look like a Count"!

i think egg on faces comes to mine when the nearly men fail