MY DAD!!!

Worked on the roadworks for over 20years before being sacked for stealing!
I did'nt believe it at first..........but when i got home all the signs were there!!!!!

There is no hope for you

The drink killed my Father ..............he was hit by a Guinness truck in Dublin.

There is no hope for you

Richard im just mental Medication Time!

I was at the doctors the other day having a prostate examination when he said, "Oh my God!"

"What is it Doctor?" I asked, mildly shitting myself.

"You've mildly shat yourself," he replied.

Some woman knocked on my door earlier and said that she had lost her dog.

She said, "If you help me find it I will let you f**k my fanny all night."

I said, "What does it look like?"

She said, "It's a big, black, fluffy thing."

I said, "No thanks love, I'll give it a miss."