JOKE THURSDAY

A girl came up to me in the club and said, "I haven't had a cock for nearly two weeks now."

I asked her back to my place and we started fooling around.

We got undressed, and that was when I noticed that she still had the scars from the operation

Paddy has just got his 2nd question right on who wants to b a millionaire & is now on £200. Here's the 3rd question: Who was the great train robber? Was
it:
a) RONNIE Biggs?
b) RONNIE Barker?
c) RONNIE Parker?
d) RONNIE Wood

Paddy says "Well Chris, I've had a lovely time & I'm going to
take the £200."
Chris says "R u stupid? U hv all yr life lines left."
Paddy says "I might b stupid but I'm not a grass!"

A Glaswegian lad takes his girlfriend home for the first time.
He says, "This is Amanda."

His dad jumps up. "It's a f*cking what?"

I found my girlfriend dead the other day. She just lay there lifeless so I decided to f**k her one last time...
Then All of a sudden she jumped up and shouted 'BOO!' !..
Some people are sick in the head !!

what do you call a chineseman with one arm

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I found my girlfriend dead the other day. She just lay there lifeless so I decided to f**k her one last time...
Then All of a sudden she jumped up and shouted 'BOO!' !..
Some people are sick in the head !!