PADDY WALKS PAST!!!

a new pub and sees a sign outside saying:

Pies 50p
Wanks 10p

So he decides to go in and investigate. He gets up to the bar and there
stands a stunning blonde. Paddy asks "Do you give the wanks?"
"Yeah i do," she replies in a seductive voice.
"Well go & wash your hands & give me 2 pies."

.......BBBBBRRRRRRRRRR

my nephew fell asleep at a recent house partywe had"
so,for a laugh i decided to shave his eyebrows off
and draw a cock on his face!
my sister went f*cking mental when she looked in his cot!!

my nephew fell asleep at a recent house partywe had"
so,for a laugh i decided to shave his eyebrows off
and draw a cock on his face!
my sister went f*cking mental when she looked in his cot!!

Class

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Today i saved an Islamic extremist who was on fire...............As my screensaver!!!!!

Today i saved an Islamic extremist who was on fire...............As my screensaver!!!!!

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Roy Walker getting a blow job from his sister........its good but its not right !!!!

Roy Walker getting a blow job from his sister........its good but its not right !!!!

I bet Mr Chips is well pissed off.

Paddy finds a packet of fags in his teenage daughters room nad cries "Oh lord our Kay's a smoker!" Then he fiends a bottle of vodka and cries "Saints preserve me shes also an alcoholic!" Next he finds a packet of condoms "God help us!" cries Paddy "And shes got a fookin cock!"

Where do you get them from

remember:-
if you are in bed with a blind girl an she says
"i have never had my hands on a cock as big as yours"

she probably pulling your leg