This guy

So I'm standing at the bar and this little Chinese guy is stood at the side of me.
So I asked him, "do you know martial arts like Kung Fu and ju-jitsu"?
He replied, "why the f**k you ask me that.. Is it because I'm Chinese"?
I said, "no, it's because your drinking my f*cking pint you little tw*t"!!

Laying in bed with the missus I looked in her eyes and said "seeing your face reminds me of the lottery."

"Because I'm worth millions to you?" she said.

"No" I said "I wish you'd f*cking roll over."

2 little boys r arguing who.s dad is the biggest coward.the first kid says my dad,s so scared that wen lighting strikes,he hides under the bed.that,s nothing the 2nd boy scoffs my dad,s such a wimp that wen mum works a nite shift he gets in 2 bed with the woman next door !

So I'm standing at the bar and this little Chinese guy is stood at the side of me.
So I asked him, "do you know martial arts like Kung Fu and ju-jitsu"?
He replied, "why the f**k you ask me that.. Is it because I'm Chinese"?
I said, "no, it's because your drinking my f*cking pint you little tw*t"!!

So I'm standing at the bar and this little Chinese guy is stood at the side of me.
So I asked him, "do you know martial arts like Kung Fu and ju-jitsu"?
He replied, "why the f**k you ask me that.. Is it because I'm Chinese"?
I said, "no, it's because your drinking my f*cking pint you little tw*t"!!

Like you on facebook then phillip

look wat happened last time
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look wat happened last time
viewtopic.php?f=2&t=59458

Was only meant to lighten the mood. sorry in advance

look wat happened last time
viewtopic.php?f=2&t=59458

Was only meant to lighten the mood. sorry in advance