A LAD GOES!!!!

Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:47 pm

For a job in a general store,the boss say's "Let me show you how's it's done!"A customer comes in and ask for a packet of grass seed,the shop keeper say's "sir,when the grass grows you will need some shears'and after that a lawn mower!" The customer say's thank you very much,i never thought of that!"and leaves having spent over £200.The boss turns to the lad and say's "That's how its done son,the next customer is yours!" A man walks in and say's to the boy"I would like a packet of Tampax please!"The boy replies"Would you like a lawn mower with that sir?"The man say's "Why would i want a lawn mower?" The boy replies,
"Well your weekend's fooked,you may as well cut the grass!"