CLASSIC 1980's NINIAN CHANTS-WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE?

It was so much simpler back then. Nothing too fussy, just to the point. Who remembers this classic - to the tune of The Liver Birds:

If your standing on the corner,
With a Swansea scarfe round your neck,
Cardiff boys will come and get you,
And they'll break your f**cking neck
LaaLa La La, LaaLa La La, Laala La La La La La...........

Cue the hotdog stand by the floodlight between the Bob and Grange getting turned over. Again.

It was so much simpler back then. Nothing too fussy, just to the point. Who remembers this classic - to the tune of The Liver Birds:

If your standing on the corner,
With a Swansea scarfe round your neck,
Cardiff boys will come and get you,
And they'll break your f**cking neck
LaaLa La La, LaaLa La La, Laala La La La La La...........

Cue the hotdog stand by the floodlight between the Bob and Grange getting turned over. Again.

You'll never make the station.

Swansea sing, I don't know why, because after the match they're going to ...

he's just a poor little swansea
his clothes are all tattered & torn
he started to sing
so we kicked the c**t in
& now he dont sing anymore!

to the tune of bring back my bonnie to me
If I had the wings of a bluebird
If I had the arse of a cow
I'd fly over swansea tomorrow
And shit on the bastards below
Shit on
Shit on
Shit on the bastards
Below, below

super , super ray daniel .............

Simple and to the point lol :

You're going in the Taff
You're going in the Taff
You're going in....
You're going in the Taff

But absolutely loved at Pompey ( to a chocolate advert at the time) :

Thank you very much for Jeffrey Hemmerman
Thank you very much
Thank you very very very much

Simple and to the point lol :

You're going in the Taff
You're going in the Taff
You're going in....
You're going in the Taff

But absolutely loved at Pompey ( to a chocolate advert at the time) :

Thank you very much for Jeffrey Hemmerman
Thank you very much
Thank you very very very much

Pompey pompey what's the time

You beat me to "Going in the Taff"

"Your going home in a St John's Ambulance"

hes black hes mean
he robs the fruit machine
nathen blake
but my fav is from a few years ago so funny
posh spice is a slapper
she wheres a wonder bra
and when shes shagging becham
she thinks of kavanagh
and another funny was
who needs georgie best when we got fortune west

who needs cantona when we've got stantona

It was so much simpler back then. Nothing too fussy, just to the point. Who remembers this classic - to the tune of The Liver Birds:

If your standing on the corner,
With a Swansea scarfe round your neck,
Cardiff boys will come and get you,
And they'll break your f**cking neck
LaaLa La La, LaaLa La La, Laala La La La La La...........

Cue the hotdog stand by the floodlight between the Bob and Grange getting turned over. Again.

You'll never make the station.

So many classics Annis. I still regularly feel the urge to shout "Kayaaaaaaaarrdifff" as it's so natural. I did once and the youngsters looked at me as I was a Kazakhstan supporter.

Swansea sing, I don't know why, because after the match they're going to ...

ole ole ole ole you'll never ban a city fan

I think the only one to survive is "In The Swansea Slums" - am I correct?. I've requested that this is now regularly included to be sung in the chapel at St Fagans, so that the whole of Wales can join together to hate Swansea at Christmas and other special occasions.

Also, St Fagans are yet to get back to me about including a caravan to be added to the "Welsh houses through the ages" section but they have agreed to the Alan Tate wicker-man-donkey burning ceremony to celebrate the end of his career every August. I am also going to ask if they will stock methadone in the shop just in case any of our 6 fingered-friends are visiting.

THERE WERE THIRTY ARGIE BOMBERS IN THE AIR Any one remember that one ?

Simple and to the point lol :

You're going in the Taff
You're going in the Taff
You're going in....
You're going in the Taff

But absolutely loved at Pompey ( to a chocolate advert at the time) :

Thank you very much for Jeffrey Hemmerman
Thank you very much
Thank you very very very much

Absolute class!
Now I remember this one....

Hemmerman, Hemmerman,
Jeffery Hemmerman,
When he get's the ball,
He scores a goal,
Jeffrey Hemmerman.

Cue the Hot Dog stand going over again. Class!

grange end star you just posted about the hemmerman song ahead of me

to tune of choccy biscuit advert...

"if - you like - a lot of fighting at your football, join our club"

Probably the 70's but never mind - to the tune of Wandering Star

I was born under the Grangtown stand
I was born under the Grangtown stand
Boots are made for kicking
Knives are made for stabbing
And if we catch a Swansea(probably Bristol actually) fan
We'll kick his feckin head in
I was born under the Grangtown stand

lethal, lethal lynex
lethal, lethal lynex

and

who put the ball in the english net,
arthur, arthur,
who put the bell in the english net
athur f*cking europe...

"Never felt more like singing the blues - when Cardiff win and Swansea lose"

"Tony Evans walks on water " (could be 70's this one )

"Gary - Gary Bennett .. etc ...

"We'll see you all outside - We'll see you all outside"

1,2,3,4,5 if you want to stay alive stay off the Grange End

"Never felt more like singing the blues - when Cardiff win and Swansea lose"

"Tony Evans walks on water " (could be 70's this one )

"Gary - Gary Bennett .. etc ...

"We'll see you all outside - We'll see you all outside"

Wow - "Singing The Blues" - brilliant. I now remember the "U 5's" graffiti sprayed in blue at the Grange away entrance. £2.50 a game? Jumpers for goalposts. I am now remembering the 2 day old curled-up cheese sandwiches whose taste you could only remove by drinking scalding-hot Boveril whist shivering. Boveril? Hot meat juice drink. Sweet!

tip toe through the grange end with your hob nailed boots on was my fav

When I was young my father said son I have sometimg to say, then what he told me I'll never forget until my dying day. He said son you are City fan and that's the to stay, happy to be a City fan until your dying day.


We love you Cardiff we do, we love you Cardiff we do, we love you Cardiff we do, oh Cardiff we love you.

Oh when the Blues, oh when the Blues, oh when the Blues go marching in, I wanna be there on that number oh when the Blues go marching in.

We hate Nottingham Forest, we hate Liverpool too, we hate Bristol City but Cardiff we love you.

I heard Don Revie say to Bill Shankly have you of the North Bank at Highbury. Shanks said no I don't think so but I've heard of the Cardiff Aggro.

Give us C, give us an A etc etc ...... And what have you got... CARDIFF, CARDIFF

can you hear the grange end sing
your gonna get your heads kicked in

can you hear the grange end sing
your gonna get your heads kicked in


used to scare the crap outta me in the canton stand

to tune of choccy biscuit advert...

"if - you like - a lot of fighting at your football, join our club"

Brilliant!

He got no hair but we don't care, Georgie , Georgie Wood!!

Kevin Kevin Bartlett

C
A
R
D
I
F
F
and what have you got
KAY-ARR-DIFF (sounds far better than Cardiff Cardiff etc...)

Oh wanky wanky, wanky wanky wanky wanky wanderers.....(sung at Bolton and Wolves)

one man and his dog