MY IDEA TO GET WALES UP THE RANKINGS

While every fucker else is in Poland / ukraine we should go on a whistle stop tour of Africa and play as many games as we can beating the like of Zimbabwe and Congo and Mozambique . Also quickly f**k off to the Faero Islands just because they taking the piss. Then go pay Romania a visit or whoever that tw*t was from who spotted a glich in the ever upholding stats of the Fifa ranking. Win the lot hey presto bobs your uncle fannys your aunt we are in the top 50

UP YOURS SEPP BLATTER YOU CORRUPT FIFA c**t

While every fucker else is in Poland / ukraine we should go on a whistle stop tour of Africa and play as many games as we can beating the like of Zimbabwe and Congo and Mozambique . Also quickly f**k off to the Faero Islands just because they taking the piss. Then go pay Romania a visit or whoever that tw*t was from who spotted a glich in the ever upholding stats of the Fifa ranking. Win the lot hey presto bobs your uncle fannys your aunt we are in the top 50

UP YOURS SEPP BLATTER YOU CORRUPT FIFA c**t

Good idea

oh we could pay a bribe to FIFA, even easier and more realistic.

oh we could pay a bribe to FIFA, even easier and more realistic.

yeah a brown envelope adressed to Switzerland from the W.F.A mind you have we got any money

Ive said this many times over. It will work.

Rather than Africa though I would recommend a 2 or 3 week spell in the Caribbean.

We could play 5 matches during that time - "with a squad" - and we could use it as a Squad Get together.

Now how many players would like a Playing Holiday in the Caribbean compliments of the FAW.

I think. Mark Hughes done similar playing Qatar and the likes

UP YOURS SEPP BLATTER YOU CORRUPT FIFA c**t

Never a truer statement made

You can only earn points from competions eg- world cup, euro, 4 nations etc not friendlies

oh we could pay a bribe to FIFA, even easier and more realistic.

yeah a brown envelope adressed to Switzerland from the W.F.A mind you have we got any money

The only problem is that the FAW would send £500k in a brown envelope to FIFA HQ and address it "To Whom It May Concern" via 2nd class post and not bother including a "return to sender if undelivered" message on the back.

Tried to call them today to get a Wembley ticket for the Wales section for Tuesday but..........the answer message says "we are now closed and will be returning to work after the Bank Holiday"! Pwishhhh!

How about Wales doing well in competitive games?

How about Wales doing well in competitive games?

Never gunna work