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david villa seen leaving nandos in coventry,
sky sources believe he went in for a shit

freddy eastwood buys new caravan and is reportedly offering a great deal on a freshly tarmac'd drive

news just in,

ho chi min passes medical at mansfield

ainsley harriot set to sign for swindon in swap deal for soiled jockstrap

the sky sports news balloon has morse coded that tom cleverleys sister has got her period,
alex ferguson was heard to say "shes having an early night"

willy wonka in hull slurping milk from steve bruces tits,possible loan move

moz-dublin wrote:willy wonka in hull slurping milk from steve bruces tits,possible loan move

steve bruce earlier confirmed his nose talks to him in times of need

tanya branning to sign a pre contract agreement with al jazeera

michael laudrup found going through bins at dvla ,
when arrested a sky sports source heard him say
"my brothers got the biggest cock in grimsby"

mr magoo fails medical at forest

Peter Odemwingie arrested for breaking and entering Loftus Road and trying to turn the clocks back

gavin rae.

dott cotton seen at watfords training ground, zola was caught smashing her back doors in and spunking over the great gran.. tyrone was very impressed

Odenwingie gone for a family bucket off KFC whilst flicking his teeth.

Mario Polotelli wrote:Odenwingie gone for a family bucket off KFC whilst flicking his teeth.

has he got furry teeth ?

samdm94 wrote:

Mario Polotelli wrote:Odenwingie gone for a family bucket off KFC whilst flicking his teeth.

has he got furry teeth ?

Hope hes got furry gloves news just reaching us hes handcuffed himself to the gates at loftus road

Mario Polotelli wrote:

samdm94 wrote:

Mario Polotelli wrote:Odenwingie gone for a family bucket off KFC whilst flicking his teeth.

has he got furry teeth ?

Hope hes got furry gloves news just reaching us hes handcuffed himself to the gates at loftus road

bet his nipples are like antlers

news just in

danny welbecks retarded hairbrush found pissed up in yates wine lodge in leeds

wolves offer three year deal

boris johnson caught having a shit on halfway line at loftus road,
harry redknapp offers £25 million

What an absolute hero

johnny cash fails medical at villa who now turn their sights on the human league on loan

Arsene Wenger puts in £50m bid for the Royal Baby.

BREAKING NEWS.. chris coleman caught chewing his neighbors sky dish whilst smoking a joint of blow, the FAW now want him player manager

Gary Medel spotted in the fruit and veg Aisle at Asda in Brynmawr beating up a life size poster of Gene hackman with an Asparagus in one hand, and a copy of Joan Collins' auto biography in the other, Sky's on-loan spy-agent Joey Barton was said to be so impressed with Medel's performance, that he has decided to offer him a gardening contract at his new restaurant just outside monaco, Cardiff set to receive £42.85p even though Medel has only played 3 games for club.

Planet Swans fail in loan bid for James Barnett so have now turned their attention to Barry Chuckles.

Arry Redknapp spotted twitching outside a crack den in Nottingham. Sky sources say hes looking for Jermaine Pennants dad to sign a get out release clause in Pennants Stoke contract.

Arrys offered 2 x £10 bags of heroin and 4 rocks of crack.

Pennant Snr holding out 3 x £10 bags and 7 rocks.

Ralph harris signs for young boys

chris burke caught dogging in cowbridge car park,agent denies he is on way to tns for an anal probe

jeff stelling buys kevin doyle for personal use

sky sports milk float reports that jason donovans cat flap has passed medical at stoke and is expected to be first choice keeper