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Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:01 pm
by moz-dublin
joey bartons girlfriend has left the toilet after passing what we believe was a loose stool following
a luke warm leftover chow mein
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:06 pm
by JBCCFC1927
Mario Polotelli wrote:Planet Swans fail in loan bid for James Barnett so have now turned their attention to Barry Chuckles.
LATEST: Barry Chuckles has moaned that the ink used to sign the contract was black and not blue. Huw Jenkins seen in Staples looking for a more traditional stationery set.
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:08 pm
by Mario Polotelli
Joe Kinnear bids 14m for Justin Fashanu
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:10 pm
by Mario Polotelli
JBCCFC1927 wrote:Mario Polotelli wrote:Planet Swans fail in loan bid for James Barnett so have now turned their attention to Barry Chuckles.
LATEST: Barry Chuckles has moaned that the ink used to sign the contract was black and not blue. Huw Jenkins seen in Staples looking for a more traditional stationery set.
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:38 pm
by moz-dublin
dale winton has no interest in moving to halifax ,he told sky sources "the saunas are crap "
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:50 pm
by Grange End Red
Bruce Forsyth seen outside turf moor getting wanked off by Georgina Thompson, if his agent wurzell gummage can carry his chin into the stadium apparantly he's signing for Burnley for an undisclosed fee
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:53 pm
by Blackwood_Bluebird
Mario Polotelli wrote:Joe Kinnear bids 14m for Justin Fashanu
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:53 pm
by moz-dublin
bruce has shot his load
forsythes man milk causes flood in burnley,
deal off but daniel levy has inserted a finger up his hole
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:59 pm
by Grange End Red
Marouanne Fellini just pulled up outside turf moor in a corsa canoue 16valve turbo to wash his hair in Bruce forsyths man milk as David moyes said he will only push through the deal if fellaini scrubs his head to get carol vordermans tampon out as part of the deal
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:59 pm
by DannyboyBluebirds
Paul Gascoine spotted outside St James Park with a bucket of KFC and a fishing rod.
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:12 pm
by Drope-Bluebird
Moff. wrote:moz-dublin wrote:willy wonka in hull slurping milk from steve bruces tits,possible loan move
steve bruce earlier confirmed his nose talks to him in times of need
Steve Bruce's Nose is believed to be in talks with the right side of his face about a possible move. the left side has no attraction any more
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:53 pm
by Mario Polotelli
Batfink offers 4m to Dangermouse for Penfold
Hong Kong Phoeey considers joining the bidding war
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:37 pm
by blueheaven
Lionel messi in shock switch to Accrington Stamley the deal hinged on Messi getting clearance for his cat and Mother in Law and the necessary paperwork was completed with 2 minutes to spare!!!!!!!!
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:40 pm
by TopCat CCFC
moz-dublin wrote:david villa seen leaving nandos in coventry,
sky sources believe he went in for a shit
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:42 pm
by blueheaven
Peter Odemwingies agent signs for Brighton who also fancy Lee Camp
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:39 pm
by moz-dublin
gary barlows mother seen leaving ccs under police escort after talks about regular hand jobs for kenwyn jones hit a snag
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2014 5:07 pm
by JamesC
The funniest ones in here were from Moz
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:34 pm
by barry boy
Tom Ince just signed for his 86th club today. He has 3 hours to complete the final few to make it 92 clubs in 24 hours.
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:36 pm
by barry boy
Roy Cropper says he is not going to Haley 's funeral as he is making his debut for Bury on Saturday.
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 7:45 pm
by moz-dublin
Man city bid £8million for everton dildo
Re: bullshit deadline thread
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 8:46 pm
by JD Bluebird 4 life !
BradSK wrote:Michael Jackson spotted outside Craven Cottage.
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:02 pm
by GrangeEndStar
Swiss president Didier Burkhalter expresses concerns regarding BSC Young Boys appointing Cliff Richard as honorary squad masseur.
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:35 pm
by Bushy Eyebrows
Vincent Tan scupperes any hopes of Danny Gabbidon homecoming because he found a more suitable person in ex Cardiff legend John "freddy krugar" Williams available for defensive player coach role for only 24 cans of Special Brew a day.
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:35 pm
by eddiep
Doogie Howser signs for Rochdale. Wrecked the press coverage by stripping naked and rubbing a sausage barm over his greying genitalia. Singing "Oh Annie, I'm not your Daddy".
He's gonna play the anchor in a midfield diamond reported the Lancashire post.
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:44 pm
by Cardiff Blues
On hearing Ebola has entered the UK Harry Redknap has said he will offer £3m and was quoted "I haven't seen him play yet but I'm sure he'll do a killing here"
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:58 pm
by Bushy Eyebrows
Charlie Oatway convinces both OGS and VT he still got the minerals to shore up Cardiff's midfield woes on a pay as you play contract for a gram of Mephedrone for every minute spent on the pitch in a City shirt. Vincent Tan was said to be thinking of rolling out this as standard to the ŕest of the squad as they appear to be quite flat at the moment.
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:04 pm
by Bushy Eyebrows
Charlie Oatway convinces both OGS and VT he still got the minerals to shore up Cardiff's midfield woes on a pay as you play contract for a gram of Mephedrone for every minute spent on the pitch in a City shirt. Vincent Tan was said to be thinking of rolling out this as standard to the ŕest of the squad as they appear to be quite flat at the moment.
Re: bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '
Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:21 pm
by DannyboyBluebirds
Milky signs cornelius up us for £15 million including an undisclosed fee for himself and moody... oh