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Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:01 pm
joey bartons girlfriend has left the toilet after passing what we believe was a loose stool following
a luke warm leftover chow mein
Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:06 pm
Mario Polotelli wrote:Planet Swans fail in loan bid for James Barnett so have now turned their attention to Barry Chuckles.
LATEST: Barry Chuckles has moaned that the ink used to sign the contract was black and not blue. Huw Jenkins seen in Staples looking for a more traditional stationery set.
Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:08 pm
Joe Kinnear bids 14m for Justin Fashanu
Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:10 pm
JBCCFC1927 wrote:Mario Polotelli wrote:Planet Swans fail in loan bid for James Barnett so have now turned their attention to Barry Chuckles.
LATEST: Barry Chuckles has moaned that the ink used to sign the contract was black and not blue. Huw Jenkins seen in Staples looking for a more traditional stationery set.
Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:38 pm
dale winton has no interest in moving to halifax ,he told sky sources "the saunas are crap "
Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:50 pm
Bruce Forsyth seen outside turf moor getting wanked off by Georgina Thompson, if his agent wurzell gummage can carry his chin into the stadium apparantly he's signing for Burnley for an undisclosed fee
Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:53 pm
Mario Polotelli wrote:Joe Kinnear bids 14m for Justin Fashanu
Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:53 pm
bruce has shot his load
forsythes man milk causes flood in burnley,
deal off but daniel levy has inserted a finger up his hole
Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:59 pm
Marouanne Fellini just pulled up outside turf moor in a corsa canoue 16valve turbo to wash his hair in Bruce forsyths man milk as David moyes said he will only push through the deal if fellaini scrubs his head to get carol vordermans tampon out as part of the deal
Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:59 pm
Paul Gascoine spotted outside St James Park with a bucket of KFC and a fishing rod.
Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:12 pm
Moff. wrote:moz-dublin wrote:willy wonka in hull slurping milk from steve bruces tits,possible loan move
steve bruce earlier confirmed his nose talks to him in times of need
Steve Bruce's Nose is believed to be in talks with the right side of his face about a possible move. the left side has no attraction any more
Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:53 pm
Batfink offers 4m to Dangermouse for Penfold
Hong Kong Phoeey considers joining the bidding war
Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:37 pm
Lionel messi in shock switch to Accrington Stamley the deal hinged on Messi getting clearance for his cat and Mother in Law and the necessary paperwork was completed with 2 minutes to spare!!!!!!!!
Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:40 pm
moz-dublin wrote:david villa seen leaving nandos in coventry,
sky sources believe he went in for a shit
Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:42 pm
Peter Odemwingies agent signs for Brighton who also fancy Lee Camp
Thu Jan 30, 2014 10:39 pm
gary barlows mother seen leaving ccs under police escort after talks about regular hand jobs for kenwyn jones hit a snag
Fri Jan 31, 2014 5:07 pm
The funniest ones in here were from Moz
Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:34 pm
Tom Ince just signed for his 86th club today. He has 3 hours to complete the final few to make it 92 clubs in 24 hours.
Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:36 pm
Roy Cropper says he is not going to Haley 's funeral as he is making his debut for Bury on Saturday.
Mon Sep 01, 2014 7:45 pm
Man city bid £8million for everton dildo
Mon Sep 01, 2014 8:46 pm
BradSK wrote:Michael Jackson spotted outside Craven Cottage.
Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:02 pm
Swiss president Didier Burkhalter expresses concerns regarding BSC Young Boys appointing Cliff Richard as honorary squad masseur.
Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:35 pm
Vincent Tan scupperes any hopes of Danny Gabbidon homecoming because he found a more suitable person in ex Cardiff legend John "freddy krugar" Williams available for defensive player coach role for only 24 cans of Special Brew a day.
Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:35 pm
Doogie Howser signs for Rochdale. Wrecked the press coverage by stripping naked and rubbing a sausage barm over his greying genitalia. Singing "Oh Annie, I'm not your Daddy".
He's gonna play the anchor in a midfield diamond reported the Lancashire post.
Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:44 pm
On hearing Ebola has entered the UK Harry Redknap has said he will offer £3m and was quoted "I haven't seen him play yet but I'm sure he'll do a killing here"
Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:58 pm
Charlie Oatway convinces both OGS and VT he still got the minerals to shore up Cardiff's midfield woes on a pay as you play contract for a gram of Mephedrone for every minute spent on the pitch in a City shirt. Vincent Tan was said to be thinking of rolling out this as standard to the ŕest of the squad as they appear to be quite flat at the moment.
Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:04 pm
Charlie Oatway convinces both OGS and VT he still got the minerals to shore up Cardiff's midfield woes on a pay as you play contract for a gram of Mephedrone for every minute spent on the pitch in a City shirt. Vincent Tan was said to be thinking of rolling out this as standard to the ŕest of the squad as they appear to be quite flat at the moment.
Mon Sep 01, 2014 10:21 pm
Milky signs cornelius up us for £15 million including an undisclosed fee for himself and moody... oh
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