bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '

trevor mcdonalds mole is in talks with dundee united the rumors spread worldwide when dylan thomas announced the news, fee of up to 13quid says al pacino!! dai thomas and chip roberts had nothing to do with the fire, michael bisping says different and put colin charves's cat in the microwave

Just come back from the CCS after getting my Huddersfield tickets and I couldn't believe to see VT shaking hands with none other than ANDREI SHEVCHENKO! It seems the Ukranian politician is missing the game and wants to get back playing and a deal until the end of the season looks on the cards...

Cardiff agree pre contract terms with any of Don Cowie's children once born.

Andy Goram speaking to 2 clubs at the same time
sorry

Class mate

'Theres only two Andy Gorams...'

Nathan blake seen hiding in a fruit machine tapping up players for malkey
SOURCES SAY THEY ARE

demba ba (BAR)
dean HOLDsworth
JackPOT Hunt
Trevor CHERRY

"

Stevie wonder in advanced talks with the gypos apparently he's never seen such a beautiful place he said his caravan was as nice as the ritz

Joseph fritzl found in jackland in a remote caravan park with six of his six fingered relatives, officers had considered re arresting him but said this type of thing is normal down this way

News just reaching us that QPR sign Lord Lucan from the White Cliffs of Dover but he didnt show for training this morning.

News just reaching us that QPR sign Lord Lucan from the White Cliffs of Dover but he didnt show for training this morning.

AlanTate has turned down a loan move to QPR because he couldn't agree terms with Harry Redknap's eyelids, he says he's much happier playing with Neil Warnock's big nose.

Leo Fortune West having a medical as we speak.

News just reaching us Bells Whiskey will end their sponsership of Alex Fergusons red nose at the end of the season

News just reaching us Bells Whiskey will end their sponsership of Alex Fergusons red nose at the end of the season

News just reaching us Bells Whiskey will end their sponsership of Alex Fergusons red nose at the end of the season

Classic

marvin gaye seen driving bus through gates of hell on route to talks with aberdeen about craig browns bowel problems

Of Football rumours Leeds after Rudy i wish

they cant afford rudy

they could swap him for half a george clooney poster

Swansea bid 2 tonne of pegs and a box of snide Stone Island jumpers for the Fonz

In an effort to improve morale Boston United trade 10 empty bottles of Corona pop, 4 vowels, and 6 consanents (sp), for one sniff of Carol Vordermens soiled knickers for each squad member.

Just hearing in the wake of the David Beckham charity deal Huw Jenkins has agreed to donate a bar of Highland Toffee and a signed photo of Tom O Connor to a local hospice.

It is understood Danny Graham had to give back his sixth finger to SCFC before a deal could be concluded with Sunderland.

News just in Braveheart travelling from the Highlands to agree personal terms with Gretna.

Our sources understand Celtic are lining up Hot Shot Hamish to replace Gary Hooper.

Stumbling block HH is insisting Mighty Mouse comes as part of the package but hes a prodestant b*stard.

celtic willing to offer hooper 80k a week if he sings donald wheres your trousers bollock naked

QPR smash transfer record after paying 22m for Humpty Dumpty.

However our sources understand his career is over after he fell off a wall defending a set piece.

Humpty is said to be in pieces.

gary neville signs for brazzers.com

when interview'd this is what he had to say .. "un...bull...eeeeiiiivvvvaaaabbblllleeee"

QPR sign Jimmy Grimble for a step father and a cheese sandwich. No mayo.

qpr sign jeremy beadle as goalkeeper

qpr sign jeremy beadle as goalkeeper

FA block deal as his hand is too big

qpr sign jeremy beadle as goalkeeper

FA block deal as his hand is too big

i think he had a hand in that

Swansea City sign Roland Rat on a 5 year deal.

Roland commented "After Mr.Jenkins gave me a tour of the City I was blown away and knew there was no finer sewer for a rat."I

He also added "Yeeeeaaaaaahh RAT FAAAANS"