bullshit deadline thread ' Have a Laugh thread '

Sooty and sweep seen leaving gay bar in brighton.agent having talks with falkirk

Ronnie whelan just saw julian joachim going thru the bins outside white hart lane,he revealed that jim leighton is having a medical with birmingham

Eric morecombe signs for mk dons on 2hour contract

Godzilla and nick wire seen buying condoms in petrol station near fulhams training ground

Graham nortons agent has dismissed reports linking him with bolton.
"boltons a f*cking shithole" responded the possibly homosexual talk show guru

Ant and dec in talks regarding a player manager role with arsenal

Gok wan seen mincing toward liberty stadium

"il play for any old shite ", he told reporters

Michael Jackson spotted outside Craven Cottage.

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Nicklas Bendtner says that clubs actually rate him and want to buy him

Ghost of alan shearer locked in talks with bradford park avenue

Steve archibald found dead in toilets at ibrox.qpr said to be interested

Steve archibald found dead in toilets at ibrox.qpr said to be interested

Agent of rolf harris says there is nothing to link him to events on sept 11th

Remi moses seen on trampoline outside villa park

spokes person for emu said he did not push rod hull..

dave jones tells MM dont worry about signing hardly anyone even though 12 players left end of last season and we only replaced them with lesser or equal players even though we only signed 7 and lost 12 it will not matter because he told MM after the many defeats comming this year to tell the players to dust themselfs down or blame the fans for getting on there backs and it will never be his fault with the us fans aslong as he blames anything but himself it worked for him for 6years

Bill clinton linked with queen of the south

dave jones tells MM dont worry about signing hardly anyone even though 12 players left end of last season and we only replaced them with lesser or equal players even though we only signed 7 and lost 12 it will not matter because he told MM after the many defeats comming this year to tell the players to dust themselfs down or blame the fans for getting on there backs and it will never be his fault with the us fans aslong as he blames anything but himself it worked for him for 6years

This is a serious thread and it would be appreciated if you could post your nonsense elsewhere

helicopter seen leaving spurs with long legs hanging out of sides, destination unknown..

Wolves official hot air balloon has been shot down by taliban who are trying to get wayne hennesey on loan

Sky Sports sources understand that Tottenham's chances of signing cheeky ventriloquist Keith Harris are rated as 50/50.

My great great great grandmother has revealed thru derek acorah that stanley matthews move to sunderland has fallen through due to his low wage demands

A large sleigh driven by a man wearing liverpool colours has been spotted at the north pole and is believed to be delivering the putrid corpse of robbie fowler to crewe where he is due to sign a 15 year contract

44 minutes to go and remi moses has stepped down from the villa park trampoline.
Is he going inside for talks or is he meeting cyril regis for ovaltine?

Breaking news from archie mcpherson on eurosport.
Gary bailey has passed his medical and is expected at selhurst park to complete the swap deal with
ian beale

Fax just in from port vale
hulk hogan has signed

A fee of 4 boxes of nice and spicy nik naks has been accepted and mr spoon is on his way to millwall from button moon

Irish rock legend Phil Lynott is back from the dead and speaking to his agent about a possible move to Leyton Orient.

4 minutes to go and the gingerbread man hands in a transfer request at bristo rovers.
Is he on his way to stoke or are hansel and gretel poised to swoop?